Archive for October, 2005

Wednesday October 26, 2005

Posted in News on 26 October 2005 by Johnny

As printed in Monday’s Ashbury Park Press:

When students post their faces, personal diaries and gossip on Web sites like Myspace.com and Xanga.com, it is not simply harmless teen fun, according to one Sussex County Catholic school principal.

It’s an open invitation to predators and an activity that Pope John XIII Regional High School in Sparta will no longer tolerate, the Rev. Kieran McHugh told a packed assembly of 900 high school students two weeks ago.

Effective immediately, and over student complaints, the teens were told to dismantle their Myspace.com accounts or similar sites with personal profiles and blogs. Defy the order and face suspension, students were told.

While public and private schools routinely block access to noneducational Web sites on school computers, Pope John’s order reaches into students’ homes.

The primary impetus behind the ban is to protect students, McHugh said. The Web sites, popular forums for students to blog about their lives and feelings about their teachers and schools, are fertile ground for sexual predators to gather information about children, he said.

Students, who asked to remain anonymous out of concern for disciplinary action, said the majority of the student body protested the new rule. They tried to argue that they have freedom of speech and the school should not control what they do at home.

“The idea of a private school regulating student activity outside of school is not unheard of and there is a long tradition in it,” said Kevin Bankston, staff attorney for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a Bay Area-based defender of online civil liberties.

While Pope John’s school handbook does not specifically forbid students from creating personal profiles on Web sites, it does prohibit students from posting anything on the Internet pertaining to the school, without the school’s permission.

“It’s an incredible overreaction based on an unproven problem,” Bankston said. “If they’re concerned about safety, they could train students in what they should or shouldn’t put online. Kids shouldn’t be robbed of the primary communication tool of their generation.”

Bankston said he believes the real motivation for school officials was to suppress negative comments about the school posted by students.

One student, who identified himself as a senior who was expelled, wrote that “pope john kicks you out once you think freely.”

On the plus side: At least we know that, if a public school ever tried this, they’d get sued six ways from Sunday. Even so, the complete lack of respect that administrators at Pope John show their students and the opinions they hold ought to be reciprocated in spades. And incidentally: Pedophiles? Does anyone buy that? (This is a high school, by the way. NJ’s age of consent is 16, according to Wikipedia.) The vast majority of sexual abuse is committed by friends, family, and adults that the child knows and trusts. Like, say, clergy.

Saturday October 22, 2005

Posted in Satire on 22 October 2005 by Johnny

An e-mail forwarded by my father, origins unknown:

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does is buy big cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?!

Signed,

Clueless

+++++++++++++++++

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete’s sake, you don’t need him anymore.

You’re a United States Senator from New York. Start acting like it.

*insert rimshot here*

Wednesday October 19, 2005

Posted in Sports on 19 October 2005 by Johnny

It’ll be the White Sox and the Astros in the World Series. It ought to be an epic showdown, given the ridiculous quality of starting pitching on these two squads.

I’m thinking Chicago in seven games. It’s just their year. They simply coasted for a couple of months, then managed to turn the jets back on just in time to deny the surging Indians, racking up 99 wins. Once again, a longstanding winless streak will be lifted, regardless who wins this thing.  For the record, here’s the infamy list — the longest World Series championship droughts:

Chicago Cubs, 1908 (if this ends, the world will)
Chicago White Sox, 1917
Boston Red Sox, 1918 (broken, 2004)
Cleveland Indians, 1948
NY / SF Giants, 1954 (at Cleveland’s expense)
Houston Astros, 1962 (first year of the franchise)

One has to think that Cleveland have the horses to make another run at it in 2006 … hopefully …

Wednesday October 19, 2005

Posted in Thought on 19 October 2005 by Johnny

So I’m leafing through the textbook of the introductory economics class that I’m a grader for. Just then, here comes this quote in an introduction to a chapter on economic policy:

“Year after year in Washington, debates seem to come down to an old, tired argument: on one side, those who want more government regardless of the cost; on the other, those who want less government, regardless of the need. We should leave those arguments to the last century and chart a different course.”

– President Bush, addressing Congress, 2/27/01

And what a course it has been …

So with half of this decade in the bag, what do we say about it? Really big picture here, folks: Write the history of 2000-05 in a paragraph or two. Go.

Wednesday October 5, 2005

Posted in News on 5 October 2005 by Johnny

Indiana is considering a bill banning “unauthorized reproduction.”

Let’s have that sink in to your consciousness for a moment. Okay.

Unmarried women will not be allowed to become pregnant through in vitro fertilization or other artificial means. Those who are married will have to apply for a “gestational certificate” that must be presented to the doctor prior to administration of the procedure and must pass through roughly the same mandates required of prospective adoptive parents to receive a license to conceive. Here’s the proposed legislation.

The bill is scheduled to be voted on by the Indiana Senate this month.

Okay, when the hell did I walk into a Margaret Atwood novel?

Wednesday October 5, 2005

Posted in News on 5 October 2005 by Johnny

A GOP talking head on Fox News just said the following: If you support our troops, approve Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court.

I’ll just let that one stand for itself. We’re all doomed. She may be a fine lawyer, but she shouldn’t be confirmed. George Will:

“Furthermore, there is no reason to believe that Miers’s nomination resulted from the president’s careful consultation with people capable of such judgments. If 100 such people had been asked to list 100 individuals who have given evidence of the reflectiveness and excellence requisite in a justice, Miers’s name probably would not have appeared in any of the 10,000 places on those lists.”

Her only significant qualification is that of being Bush’s friend. No matter your political stripe, how you can be pleased with her?

Saturday October 1, 2005

Posted in Thought on 1 October 2005 by Johnny

Yep, the Indians are still imploding. They need a whole lot of help to make the playoffs now.

The 3rd Batallion of the 25th Marines, headquartered in the Cleveland suburb of Brook Park, is returning home. They gained nationwide attention when insurgents cut 19 of them down in two days. Their memorial service — from an exhibition hall near the airport that used to be a tank plant — was broadcast in cities all over, from Los Angeles to London. Now those who survived the shooting gallery that is Iraq’s Anbar province will return to the towns where they grew up, sprinkled between Buffalo and West Virginia.

They will come back to a nation that doesn’t care.

When the troops came back from World War II, the nation greeted them warmly as saviors. After the Vietnam War, many soldiers were spat upon and reviled (in the vast majority of cases, unjustly) as rapists and baby-killers. But now, in the era of asymmetric conflict, the wars we’re fighting seem to only exist in the talking points of the two major parties. The American people don’t really seem to care where we send our troops. That fact is what bothers me more than anything.

Is America’s attention span really that pathetic?

Have an opinion, people. Any opinion. Please.

Does anyone have a plan for what to do there?

What would you say to the returning Marines?

ADDED (10pm): The two posts for today here pretty much sum up everything that is wrong with American politics.