Archive for April, 2006

Saturday April 29, 2006

Posted in News on 29 April 2006 by Johnny

… of the tiny former Soviet nation of Kyrgyzstan. The people got pretty pissed off about having President Akayev running the country, since he was a dictator that swiped control of the nation after the Kremlin fell and ruled it with an iron fist, using the citizenry as his own personal piggy bank. What amounts to a bloodless coup took place; Akayev skee-daddled out of there to Kazakhstan and the country held free elections.

Fast forward about a year … and it turns out the new government is pretty corrupt! (I know, corruption from a Third World government — shocker!) Therefore, there was a large march in the capital of Bishkek today, screaming “Down with thieves!” in the middle of a rainstorm, actually prompting the president to address the crowd. No violence, but the point was certainly registered on the government that they had better fix things before the citizenry decides that it’s time for another revolution.

Props to them. Hell, people in this country won’t even vote in presidential elections if it’s raining, let alone hold an impromptu anti-government rally large enough to get the head of state’s attention. When a country that’s had democracy for less than a year understands the principle of “consent of the governed” better than us, the United States has a problem.

Saturday April 29, 2006

Posted in Sports on 29 April 2006 by Johnny

“Obviously, this decision is wolf-face crazy. It’s the kind of decision you make when you are drunk, and on cocaine, and on deadline, and on fire.” (link)

Friday April 28, 2006

Posted in News on 28 April 2006 by Johnny

MEXICO CITY  –  Possessing marijuana, cocaine and even heroin will no longer be a crime in Mexico if the drugs are carried in small amounts for personal use, under legislation passed by the Mexican Congress.

The measure given final passage by senators late on Thursday allows police to focus on their battle against major drug dealers, the government says, and President Vicente Fox is expected to sign it into law.

“This law provides more judicial tools for authorities to fight crime,” presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar said on Friday. The measure was approved earlier by the lower house.

Under the bill, police will not penalise people for possessing up to 5 grams of marijuana, 5 grams of opium, 25 milligrams of heroin, or 500 milligrams of cocaine. People caught with larger quantities of drugs will be treated as narcotics dealers and face increased jail terms under the plan.

The legal changes will also decriminalise the possession of limited quantities of other drugs, including LSD, hallucinogenic mushrooms, amphetamines and peyote — a psychotropic cactus found in Mexico’s northern deserts.

Hundreds of people, including several police officers, have been killed in the past year as drug cartels battle authorities and compete with each other for control of lucrative cocaine, marijuana and heroin smuggling routes from Mexico into the United States.

The violence has raged mostly in northern Mexico but in recent months has spread south to cities like vacation resort Acapulco.

Under current law, it is up to judges and police to decide on a case-by-case basis whether people should be prosecuted for possessing small quantities of drugs, sources at the Senate’s health commission told Reuters.

“The object of this law is to not put consumers in jail, but rather those who sell and poison,” said Sen. Jorge Zermeno of the ruling National Action Party.

Fifty-three senators voted for the bill with 26 votes against it.

This policy is actually sane, which means our government will declare it to be an outrage. You know, between this and illegal immigration, maybe we’re all wrong in expecting our next military adventure to take place in the Middle East. On the plus side, the draft age population would certainly prefer occupying Cancun than some dusty mountain village in Iran, or Syria, or Venezuela …

Wednesday April 26, 2006

Posted in News on 26 April 2006 by Johnny

Esteemed colleague nietzreznor links to an article on his blog detailing legislation in Oklahoma known as the “games as porn” bill. Well, it would seem to me that you could only treat video games as pornography if, um, they included pornography, but that’s neither here nor there. Regardless, the bill would ban the sale of video games to those under 18 that are judged to be “harmful to minors.” The most mind-blowing part of this, though, is that the burden would appear to be on the video game manufacturer to prove that their game is not harmful. The definition of “harmful to minors,” according to the bill, is that “the material or performance lacks serious literary, scientific, medical, artistic, or political value for minors.” Um, they’re VIDEO GAMES. Good gravy. If we applied this to other children’s products, we’d have to ban sales of Candy Land and Super Soakers — it doesn’t seem like they meet any of those exceptions either. The idea that kids can only buy video games that are arbitrarily judged to be good for them by some government commission somewhere seems so completely ridiculous that I can’t believe this bill might actually pass. (Coming soon: government oversight of news outlets … and the Internet! It’s for the children, you see.) One would think that this atrocity couldn’t possibly hold up to judicial scrutiny, but at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised by much of anything.

Also: Tony Snow, former Fox News commentator (and speechwriter for Bush 41, as well as occasional fill-in for Rush Limbaugh), was installed today as the new White House press secretary. This ought to be interesting to watch, since Mr. Snow certainly appears to be a conservative with actual small-government principles who has frequently disagreed with the President, saying outright last Veterans Day that “George Bush has become something of an embarassment.” He was always a welcome contrast to the right-wing shillness of, well, the rest of Fox News. Apparently Mr. Snow will be a more integral part of the administration than either of the two previous press secretaries; hopefully he will actually make sense when he addresses the beltway media. Or not. I’m surprisingly hopeful in any event.

Tuesday April 25, 2006

Posted in Thought on 25 April 2006 by Johnny

This is getting absolutely ridiculous. Not the prices themselves, mind you, but the endless hand-wringing over them.

I feel compelled, as someone that is about to receive his second degree in economics, to inject some sanity into the national babble over gasoline prices. I noted the public’s lack of sanity when it comes to this issue back in February 2004. My point then was that America seemed disproportionately upset about gasoline prices relative to its share of family expenses (it’s still fairly small, even at $3/gallon) and that the idea that gas prices aren’t where they “should” be is completely arbitrary and unrealistic — as unrealistic as the idea held by many Americans that some conspiracy is afoot to manipulate said prices.

Gasoline is a commodity that, at any given time, has a fixed quantity available for purchase. Therefore, it is subject to the simple rules of supply and demand. Simply, demand is increasing because energy consumption and automobile purchases in China and India (which combine for over 40% of the world’s population) are growing exponentially. Supply is at best fixed, since the United States hasn’t built an oil refinery in thirty years. Due to the fact that Iran feels like being suicidal by advancing its nuclear program, Nigeria is having a nasty civil war, and Venezuela tends to both hate our guts and be politically unstable, three of OPEC’s five largest producers of crude oil are subject to potential supply disruptions. (Incidentally, Citgo gas stations are owned by the government of Venezuela, which has often called for our destruction. Just a heads up.) When you increase demand and decrease supply, the price goes up fast.

Yes, Exxon had the most profitable year for any company ever in 2005, making $36 billion. First off, most of that is redistributed to shareholders, which are largely middle-class folks who own mutual funds in their retirement accounts. Regardless, it’s time to introduce a very basic finance concept known as profit margin, which is the ratio of profit to overall revenue. The best companies — in the parlance of idiots in the media, the ones that “make excess profits” or “gouge consumers” — would have the highest margins. Let’s compare Exxon to other big companies in very profitable industries:

Exxon (gasoline and natural gas): 9.8%
Citigroup (finance and banking): 15.7%
Altria (i.e. Philip Morris – tobacco): 22%
Merck (pharmaceuticals et. al.): 25.3%

Wow, it sure does seem like Exxon is ripping off the American consumer, doesn’t it? For every dollar they make selling gasoline, over 90% of it goes to cover costs. Overall, the fossil fuels industry has a profit margin of 7.7%, which is BELOW THE NATIONAL AVERAGE of 7.9%. Compare that figure with the levels in other sectors, like banks (20%), software (17%), or telecom (10%).

The idea that Exxon should be subject to a “windfall profits” tax — which ought to be renamed the “fuck you, free market” tax or something of that sort — is patently ridiculous. If they hit Exxon with an extra bill, then people will say that other companies with higher margins ought to have the tax applied to them. Sooner or later, you’ve increased corporate taxes for everyone and the American economy slips into a deep recession (if you thought outsourcing was bad now, just wait for THAT!), since companies have to close factories or stores and fire marginal workers to keep themselves profitable. Most Americans fail to realize that large corporations create most of the jobs in this country, pay most of the wages, invent most of the new products, and pay for most of the health insurance. Instead, most of our fellow citizens (and therefore most pandering politicians) see corporations as a piƱata that they can whack until money falls out of it, all without any consequences. Companies do the things that I mentioned because they are profitable for them. Take away the profit incentive and you eliminate the benefits of the free market. Does everyone out there follow?

Anyway, President Bush wandered up to a podium somewhere today and announced that he was gonna do somethin ’bout this. He said that the government would stop adding gas to the national reserve and loosen EPA restrictions on what kinds of gas can be sold in different places (see map below — look at all those different mandated blends!), both of which are reasonable options. He also said, however, that rising prices were “a hidden tax on the working people” — a phrase I really hate hearing in reference to alleged corporate malfeasance of one sort of another, since PRICES OF VOLUNTARILY BOUGHT GOODS AND SERVICES ARE NOT TAXES — and said that he would support investigations into price-gouging. Well, I can save the federal government a lot of time with that investigation, since I just explained the whole damn thing. Oh well, what do I know? I only actually analyze things rather than making stupid knee-jerk reactions. What is it about gasoline that seems to get Americans riled up about it more than any other product in the entire world?

(Added @ 2:00 am) As an aside, can anyone tell me why gas is cheaper in New Jersey than surrounding states — especially since the entire state is anachronistically full-service by law? Are there just lower gas taxes, or does NJ subsidize gasoline in some way? Comments from better-informed NJ readers would be welcome.

(Added @ 1:45 pm) Well, the answer would appear to be the first possibility I proposed. Gasoline taxes are 14.5 cents per gallon in New Jersey (not including the Federal tax of 18.4 cents per gallon), making it third-lowest in the country behind Georgia and Alaska. This strikes me as pretty strange, given that New Jersey is not known to be a low-tax state when it comes to, well, anything else. Taxes in neighboring states are significantly higher: 23 cents in Delaware, 25.9 cents in Pennsylvania, and 22.6 cents in New York. Based on my experience, though, the NJ-DE gas price spread is more than 8.5 cents. The mystery continues …

Monday April 24, 2006

Posted in News on 24 April 2006 by Johnny

First, a quick little reality check:

In Iraq, since March 19, 2003 …
2388 U.S. soldiers killed, plus 318 contractors and 206 allied (mostly British) troops
at least 17269 U.S. soldiers wounded, though the number may be over twice that
at least 34511 Iraqi civilians killed as a result of invasion, insurgency, or terrorism

“I hate Iraq. I wish we had never gone into the place.” — Winston Churchill, 1926
He should know, after all. He invented Iraq in the first place after World War I.

Now that that’s out of the way …

Plan B is the brand name of the emergency contraceptive (“morning-after”) pill that has been languishing in the FDA’s approval process for over-the-counter sales. This isn’t because Plan B isn’t safe — it’s because social conservatives don’t like it. Of course, this is the same crowd that wants more cancer in the world, so I can’t say I’m stunned. The FDA isn’t supposed to make value judgments on medicines; it’s just supposed to give a simple yea or nay based on safety considerations. Indeed, the long-expected (and weird) smoking gun has revealed itself. Read for yourself:

“Simon Heller, one of the attorneys [for the Center for Reproductive Rights], plans to quiz [FDA Deputy Commissioner Janet] Woodcock about a March 23, 2004, staff memo suggesting she was concerned that Plan B might lead to teenage promiscuity … [which read, in part,] ‘We could not anticipate, or prevent, extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an “urban legend” status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B.’”

Hm. “Sex-based cults,” eh? Yeah, because there’ve been a whole lot of those since the birth-control pill came out. Now I’ve got this mental image of teenagers dancing around a pyramid of Plan B pill bottles placed on an altar. Weird, man. Anyway, the CRR lawsuit against the FDA is proceeding nicely. With irrefutable evidence like this, it’s hard to see how the people Bush put in charge of pharmaceutical “safety” could maintain its crazy witchhunts against perceived immorality.

Time for “The Daily Show”!

Monday April 17, 2006

Posted in Thought on 17 April 2006 by Johnny

Article 10 of the New Hampshire State Constitution seems remarkably prescient for an old document:

“Government being instituted for the common benefit, protection and security of the whole community and not for the private interest or emolument of any one man, family, or class of men; therefore, whenever the ends of government are perverted, and public liberty manifestly endangered and all other means of redress are ineffectual, the people may, and of right ought to reform the old, or establish a new government. The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.”

Amen to that. After being inspired, be horrified by the thirteen worst First Amendment abuses of 2005 — the “winners” of the Jefferson Muzzles.

Monday April 17, 2006

Posted in News on 17 April 2006 by Johnny

The lead from a Boston Globe story:

“Eager to begin the day’s construction project, the workers cheerfully conduct calisthenics drills and beg their supervisor for the most difficult jobs. They then chant in unison, ‘Can we build it? Yes we can!’ When given a day off, the workers spend it practicing their duties. These might be scenes from a North Korean propaganda film but they’re actually from ‘Bob the Builder,’ one of the most popular children’s cartoons on American television.”

Then there was that other story about gay couples bringing their adopted children en masse to the White House easter egg roll and conservatives being pissed …

And then there was another story about how a ninth-grader was banned from reading a W.H. Auden poem at a statewide competition — by his own school — because the lyrics included ‘hell’ and ‘damn’ …

I really don’t even know what to say anymore. And yet, a variety of actors in our political system still keep trying to impose their social framework on a population of 300 million people that — surprise! — can’t seem to agree on much. The obvious solution would be to get the government out of social policy, or at least devolve those responsibilities to the state level so that people could move to a place that fit their idea of a proper society, but politicians (and the public, for that matter) rarely grasp the obvious solutions.

Bonus link: “A recent survey of ________ teen girls revealed that 63 percent would rather be a topless model than a doctor or nurse.” What nationality fills the blank? Click here for the answer.

Sunday April 16, 2006

Posted in Other on 16 April 2006 by Johnny

Let’s have our president follow in the footsteps of another world leader and just see what happens.

Saturday April 15, 2006

Posted in Thought on 15 April 2006 by Johnny

The Nebraska legislature passed a law that would, in July 2008, divide the Omaha City School District into three separate entities, each one serving a different geographic area of town (northeast, southeast, west), with designs of developing public schools that more closely serve their communities.

The mind-blowing hitch, however, is that each region more or less constitutes a specific ethnic mixture. The northeast is mostly Latino, the southeast is mostly African-American, and the west is mostly white. Interestingly, the “driving force” behind the law was Ernie Chambers, the only black member of the Nebraska legislature. The logic here is that minority students will perform better when both administrators and the majority of students are from their ethnic group.

Here is the story. So should we start resegregating our schools? (There have already been numerous cases of schools segregating classes by gender, especially in middle schools, but race is a wee bit touchier.) Are the civil rights leaders from the sixties rolling in their graves, or might this actually make a positive difference?